Is there an apocalypse coming to a neighbourhood near you? Then you need the RHINO APC.
Built to carry ten soldiers in full battle kit, it will fit your entire family along with all your pre-apocalypse shopping! It will look great outside your bunker, and is currently available in a range of what will rapidly become fashionable colours of camouflage.
The RHINO APC will carry you safely to and from work, and will make you the envy of your office colleagues. Your parking spot will always remain available, as the run-flat tires backed up by rubber-coated steel discs will make mincemeat out of a Beemer.
Armoured with a very handy remote-operated 4000 spm Aero Dillon gatling gun as well as HE and smoke grenade launchers, the RHINO is just what you will need for hunting small to medium sized aliens once they have landed and taken over the earth.
If you are fortunate enough to partake in the retaking of Earth, you will be so proud to arrive in style to the party, in your battle-scarred RHINO*.
We recommend adding a couple of spare 5000 round magazines to your vehicle (these are available as optional extras) for movie-style shooting occasions when you want almost limitless ammo and since they are so easy to load, your wife and kids will only have to be shown once.
For the man about town, the RHINO APC will allow you to drive right over the rubble instead of having to consult out-of-date and damaged maps or a GPS in Kyrgistani for a route around the problem.
In a post-apocalyptic world, the king of the heap will drive a RHINO.
Don't get mad, get a RHINO.
*Battle-scarring available as an optional extra
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