I am going to do a tutorial on how to not do a tutorial. This post already is Part-I.
See, I can teach you a lot while simultaneously teaching nothing at all....
Win 10 Pro 64, Xeon E5-2687W v2 (8x 3.40GHz), G.Skill 64 GB DDR3-2400, ASRock X79 Extreme 11
Mobo: 1 Titan X, 1 Titan Xp
External: 6 Titan X Pascal - 1600W EVGA T2
Plugs: 3DSMax, C4D, Daz, Houdini, Lightwave, Sketchup